Furniture Lifter Gifts

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Travelling

Airport

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

Gym. At some point you're going to have to raise the bar.

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Movers & Shakers

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

Oh wow. Love your work.

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"Satisfied, Hamilton?"

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

'We didn't expect you this early!'

'...but when I said I wanted a NEW wardrobe....'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

Marriage Counselor - Another Success.

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

Clearly, this pair were planning on getting up to something...

The Sequels

"Fine. We'll pull the bed away from the window."

A planet like ours - Ants carrying a piano.

Second hand furniture,second hand homes.

"I understand there are side effects associated with this new female libido pill, but I', willing to take those risks if it will save my marriage..."