Furniture Movers Gifts

A planet like ours - Ants carrying a piano.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

'And here to explain his study on the migration patterns of Earthlings...'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Movers & Shakers

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

Removals van with men carrying furniture from a house

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'We didn't expect you this early!'

'...but when I said I wanted a NEW wardrobe....'

Man with a Gran

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

'Of course there's a solution - buy a three seater settee.'

Movers and Shakers

"Here, we want movers, but not shakers."

Deliverance

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

"For me? How sweet!"

"When the movers came, the sock mystery was solved."

'We can't rearrange the furniture...I'll never get this mess hooked up again!'