Furniture Delivery Person Gifts

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Food deliverer's baby.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Exit Next Left

French Early Bird

Santa called but you were out!

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Anything for me?"

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."