Furniture Delivery Worker Gifts

Thank you, Essential Workers

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Exit Next Left

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Anything for me?"

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."