Furniture Delivery Worker Gifts

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Exit Next Left

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Santa called but you were out!

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Anything for me?"

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

Santa's Out Tray.