Red Carpet Remover Gifts

"For heaven's sakes, pull up the red carpet!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

The Move.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Oscars acceptance speech.

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Leonardo DiCaprio

A woman bows to the crowd

Make it look like an accident. Carpet cleaners.

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

Carpet cleaning

Old lady watching men struggling up the stairs on the stairs asks 'Need a hand?'

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

Is clutter necessary?

Vacu-move - discount movers.

Spring ballpark errors.

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"We should have stuck with the Squad tattoos rather than Brazillian wax jobs!"

The Moving Company.

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

Celebrity without a cause