Rust Remover Gifts

Spring ballpark errors.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"What can you do with him?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Paper Trail

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

I bake my own bread

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Could you make sure you empty your pockets next time?'

Dry Cleaning

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Cleaning service on skates.

Environmentally friendly Dry Cleaners

Recycling point.

"You hate ironing? Me too."

'Sure I have experience as a presser. I used to drive a steamroller.'

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

The unorganised organiser.