Dust Eradicator Gifts

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Whittler's Mother.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Net Zero Superstitions

Slam Dunking the Outtray

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Noise machines for dogs.

Human Dust Buster

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

The Moth Menace.

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

One man and his dog odour spray.

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

"We're reducing GHG emissions on the rance by switching to ll electric cows."

Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.

The Grime Reaper.

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

"We could have really used you last year, but it seems to be clearing up."

Fluff: Belly Button, Gramophone Needle, Your Life.

Ninja Fly Swatter

'Way to screw up again, pencil. Well here I come to save the day.'

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'