Dust Eradicator Gifts

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Whittler's Mother.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Net Zero Superstitions

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Noise machines for dogs.

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

Human Dust Buster

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

The Moth Menace.

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

One man and his dog odour spray.

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

"We're reducing GHG emissions on the rance by switching to ll electric cows."

"We could have really used you last year, but it seems to be clearing up."

Smell No Evil

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"

The Grime Reaper.

'Way to screw up again, pencil. Well here I come to save the day.'