Dust Sweeper Gifts

Whittler's Mother.

Runner Bean...

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Friendly bacteria

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Cleaning up after a statue.

A very in tents little girl.

Human Dust Buster

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

Postman in the Snow

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

Shovels as Snow Shoes

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

Artistic Street Sweeper

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

Jo,the crossing-sweeper

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

A Sweeping Reform.

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

"Cor, what a site!"

Aliens looking like vacuum cleaners scare off cats

Library sections - Fiction, Non-fiction and Non-returned.

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"