Sawdust Sweeper Gifts

Whittler's Mother.

"Lovely dovetail."

"...it's another metal detector."

Runner Bean...

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Another nice wave.'

Friendly bacteria

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Woodwork

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

Human Dust Buster

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Carpenter's Workshop.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Cor, what a site!"

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

Library sections - Fiction, Non-fiction and Non-returned.

'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

White collar crime - tax dodging.

'Sir, I'm finding it really strange referring to you as Mr. Wright.'

Had it not been for Olympic sponsorship, Harold would have won the mens' downhill.

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"

The Grime Reaper.