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Whittler's Mother.

"Lovely dovetail."

"...it's another metal detector."

Runner Bean...

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Another nice wave.'

Friendly bacteria

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Woodwork

Will you please stop yelling "nailed it" every time you hammer something!

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

Human Dust Buster

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Carpenter's Workshop.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Cor, what a site!"

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

Library sections - Fiction, Non-fiction and Non-returned.

'Yes, this is actually a very bad time to call me...'

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"

Notice: All cowboys must shake off dust by hitting clothes with hat.

White collar crime - tax dodging.

'Sir, I'm finding it really strange referring to you as Mr. Wright.'

Had it not been for Olympic sponsorship, Harold would have won the mens' downhill.

"If you can do it better, do it yourself!"