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'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Sunbathers.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Whittler's Mother.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"How's it look back there?"

Vacation Bus Photo

"Noooooooooooo!"

Holiday Aerobics.

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

"Yipeee!"