Stock Seesaw Enthusiast T-Shirts

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

I quilt therefore I am

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

Screw plastic surgeon.

Pollsters

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Sawrd Fighting

"Try to fit in, Dear."

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

Chainsaw and Chair

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'Shears...loppers...chainsaw...'