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'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I got it in the sales."

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Sawrd Fighting

Michelangelo

'I fixed it so we got the night off!'

Factory Smoke

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

"We figure out real quick who's gonna make it as a tree surgeon."

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Early Power Saws

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

Bear sleeping in a cave.

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

Production line producing production line workers.

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

'Don't look at me...'

"Of course I was forgetting you've got a jigsaw to finish and a light bulb to change in the toilet!!"

Pieces of a totem pole jump of a seesaw

'Nothing to complain about, sir. The new press works fantastically!'

Animals on a see-saw.