Stock Seesaw Enthusiast Gifts

Greeting cards: Stockmarket Up and Down.

I quilt therefore I am

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

Pollsters

Screw plastic surgeon.

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Sawrd Fighting

"Try to fit in, Dear."

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

Chainsaw and Chair

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Deforestation

'The brakes have gone, body's shot to bits and it leaks, Are you still giving ?2000 trade in on your old model'