Seesaw Enthusiast Gifts

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'Don't look at me...'

Sorry, I've got to go...it's opening time.

I quilt therefore I am

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

Pollsters

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

Sawrd Fighting

"Try to fit in, Dear."

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

"Have they decided not to have M-day."

Chainsaw and Chair