Seesaw Enthusiast Prints

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'Don't look at me...'

Sorry, I've got to go...it's opening time.

I quilt therefore I am

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'There, THAT tree won't bother anyone anymore!'

'I didn't know there was an official seesawing outfit.'

Pollsters

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Sawrd Fighting

"Try to fit in, Dear."

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

"Now... shall we count YOUR rings..?"

"I admire your devotion to duty."

"Have they decided not to have M-day."