Dust Sweeper T-Shirts

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Whittler's Mother.

Runner Bean...

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'You've never planted potatoes before have you?'

Friendly bacteria

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Cleaning up after a statue.

Human Dust Buster

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

A very in tents little girl.

Postman in the Snow

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

Shovels as Snow Shoes

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Artistic Street Sweeper

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

We're with the gutter cleaning service.

Jo,the crossing-sweeper

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

A Sweeping Reform.

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

"Cor, what a site!"

Aliens looking like vacuum cleaners scare off cats

Library sections - Fiction, Non-fiction and Non-returned.

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"