Sawdust Surfer Gifts

'Another nice wave.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Whittler's Mother.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'You beached again, didn't you?'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Woodwork

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'Your wave.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"My turn."

Moving Van.

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Will assuage guilt for money.

Bulletin at Malibu

Carpenter's Workshop.

"Excuse me....water!!"

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Surfer's commute

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

High energy drinks

Capitalism trying to ride the waves.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Penguins surfing

'Are we out far enough to catch one now?'

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.