Sand Dune Surfer Gifts

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I don't know who you are!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Building giant sand pies.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'Another nice wave.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'You beached again, didn't you?'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Moving Van.

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Screenior citizen

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.