Sawdust Sprite Fan Gifts

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

The Main Types of Cheese

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Another nice wave.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

"This sure makes my job easier."

Pirate Artist

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

Fauna Hybrids

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

Only a handful of people are this small.

Carpenter's Workshop.

'George, I warned you to be careful!'

Life Drawing Class

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Tyrannosaurus Rex - Bowling Kingpin

Ask for our special showbusiness lunch!

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

"Ashes to ashes, stardust to stardust..."