Sawdust Sprite Fan Gifts

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Main Types of Cheese

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Pie Charts, Inc.

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

'Another nice wave.'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

Cooking With Pollock.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

'We are parasites, but I think we also have parasites.'

Will you please stop yelling "nailed it" every time you hammer something!

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"This sure makes my job easier."

Pirate Artist

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

Fauna Hybrids

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

Only a handful of people are this small.

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

Carpenter's Workshop.

Life Drawing Class

'George, I warned you to be careful!'

Tyrannosaurus Rex - Bowling Kingpin

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

Ask for our special showbusiness lunch!

"Ashes to ashes, stardust to stardust..."