Pie Face Fan Gifts

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Edvard Grieg

Pie Charts, Inc.

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

Batman - Face ID

French Animal Noises.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Ready...."

'Okay, everyone for 'Plan Bee', raise your hand.'

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Time for your 6 a.m. Pie-in-the-face, Mr. Chuckles!"

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

Only a handful of people are this small.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

'Now I look like Mummy!'

Life Drawing Class

Ask for our special showbusiness lunch!

Animals on a see-saw.

"There's no weapon in the pie. The weapon IS the pie."

Man to beekeeper: 'Keeping busy?'

Primarily plant eaters, peccaries prefer cactus, particularly prickly pear...

'Grazing Goat, next time take it easy on the war paint. You look like a cheap call girl.'

Face Painting Five Bucks