Face Painting Fan Gifts

Face Painting Five Bucks

Face painting.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Edvard Grieg

Kobe Bryant

Batman - Face ID

Medical Cabinet

Viggo Mortensen

Cooking With Pollock.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Face painting children with no facial features.

Face painting - children have no faces

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Alberto Giacometti.

Clown Painting in Museum

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Sergeant Stripes

Miguel Ferrer

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Frederick Robinson

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"