Face Painting Enthusiast Gifts

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

Face painting.

Face painting by numbers.

"Too much concealer?"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Hazards of mouse painting

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Artist Retrospective.

Face painting children with no facial features.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

Face painting - children have no faces

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

Alberto Giacometti.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Sergeant Stripes