Face Painting Enthusiast Gifts

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

Face painting.

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Artist Retrospective.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Alberto Giacometti.

Face painting - children have no faces

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

Face painting children with no facial features.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'You never smile at me like that!'

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

Sergeant Stripes