Face Paint Enthusiast Gifts

Face Painting.

Face Cleaning.

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Painting dad's face

Face painting.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Hazards of mouse painting

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Artist Retrospective.

Face painting - children have no faces

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Alberto Giacometti.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'You never smile at me like that!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.