Face Paint Enthusiast Pillows

Face Cleaning.

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Painting dad's face

Face painting.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Artist Retrospective.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Face painting children with no facial features.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Alberto Giacometti.

Face painting - children have no faces

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Sergeant Stripes

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'You never smile at me like that!'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."