Face Paint Artist Gifts

'I'm sure he'll be a good boy,doctor. I told him to put on a brave face.'

Sergeant Stripes

Face painting.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

Face painting children with no facial features.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Face painting - children have no faces

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'Sorry, folks...but our make-up artist didn't show up, so all the lies heard tonight will be bare faced.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"It's face painting Friday."

"Special effects? No, no, they filmed me first thing in the morning before I'd had a cup of coffee."

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

Face Painting.

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

'I told you if you kept making faces it would freeze that way.'

"How about a snake or a dragon or an eagle this time? Are you sure you want another Mom tattoo, Oedipus?"

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"