Face Paint Artist Gifts

'I'm sure he'll be a good boy,doctor. I told him to put on a brave face.'

Sergeant Stripes

Face painting.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Too much concealer?"

Face painting by numbers.

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Face painting children with no facial features.

Face painting - children have no faces

'Sorry, folks...but our make-up artist didn't show up, so all the lies heard tonight will be bare faced.'

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"It's face painting Friday."

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

"Special effects? No, no, they filmed me first thing in the morning before I'd had a cup of coffee."

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

Painting dad's face