Portraiture Fan Gifts

It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Taking a peek at the audience

Tourists in Egypt

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Victorian Selfie

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Selfie

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Kobe Bryant

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Alberto Giacometti.

Clown Painting in Museum

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"That's an old photo."

Easter bunny Island.

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'