Portraiture Fan Gifts

It would have placed him alongside such greats as Da Vinci and Van Gogh, but then, on a whim, he decided to add some stink lines.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Tourists in Egypt

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Victorian Selfie

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Selfie

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Kobe Bryant

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Statue of liberty selfie

Man Ray

Viggo Mortensen

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Alberto Giacometti.

"You have no idea how political this place is."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Clown Painting in Museum

"That's an old photo."

Easter bunny Island.

Miguel Ferrer