Pied Piper Fan Gifts

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Pie Charts, Inc.

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

"Ever killed a man?"

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Elton John'

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Lemming meringue pie.

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

'It's a Marimba!'

Musician hurts his nose.

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Aaron Copland.

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?"

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

'You nonconformists are all the same.'

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

'Early Toupees'.

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.