Pied Piper Fan Gifts

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

"Ever killed a man?"

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Lemming meringue pie.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"Sorry I'm late, I was at a funeral, paying my respects to the old man who used to feed me at the park every day. . ."

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

'It's a Marimba!'

Musician hurts his nose.

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

Aaron Copland.

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?"

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

Pigeon Breeders' Association.

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'You nonconformists are all the same.'

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

"Two beers and Beethoven's Fifth, please."

'Early Toupees'.

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.

'I still prefer the pipe. A ceremony isn't the same sharing nicotine peace gum.'