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'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

J. R. R. Tolkien

Hot Pie Therapy

'Play it again, Sam.'

Fishing from the Pier

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Making it look easy.

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

'Any questions?'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."