Piper Gifts

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

An birds sweeps down and steals a piper's snake.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

Natural Music

"Women Supporting Women!"

Bite out of fishing pier.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Fishing from the Pier

Waiting for Pants

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Lazy plumber.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

'How are they biting?'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Lemming meringue pie.

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

Lighting a Pipe

'If you can smile when everything around you is going wrong... you're probably in the repair business!'

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

Sooner or Later

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Piper-fan

"People are always discriminating against my dad. At work, people say, 'clean up that spill' and 'get under the sink.'"

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

"I don't want a plubmer who's always at my disposal."