Pied Piper Admirer Gifts

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

Baroque Peacock

Espresso Martini Peacock

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Prosecco Peacock

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Giuseppe Verdi

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Living with a cataholic.

'Nevermore.'

"There's a tell."

Edvard Grieg.

Johannes Brahms

Mozart

Benchmark

Cocktails and Peacocks

Edgar Allan Poe

'Doc, I can't shake the feeling that someone's watching me.'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Can he play anything else besides 'Kitten on the Keys'?'

Happy Valentine's Day!

"That's a plumage don't."

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

Spiked! Unfortunate mishap to a Zeppelin-through a Lack of Proper Caution in Descending.

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.