Pitch Perfect Admirer Gifts

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Elevator Pitch

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Football Crazy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Personal Cheerleader.

'Any questions?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'You want to run that by me again?'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'They balked our pitch.'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

Football Countdown.

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'