Pitch Perfecto Gifts

Just back from vacation and pretty rusty, Mel's first sales pitch of the day goes wide and beans his #1 customer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Elevator Pitch

The Goalkeeper

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Football Crazy.

Personal Cheerleader.

'Any questions?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

'You want to run that by me again?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'