Pitch Perfectionist Gifts

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

Ryan Giggs

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'It's really your fault for not keeping your window open.'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'Your would have to ask if there were any questions.'

Passionate about Football.

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Football Countdown.

Declan Rice

Sadio Mane

"He's got great velocity, but he really needs to work on his trajectory."

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

John Terry

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

'We've got to stop meeting like this.'

Football Crazy.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Football

Turfing the football field,

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Elevator Pitch

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'