Pitch Enthusiast Gifts

'Your proposal was second to none. We went with none.'

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'My idea is to beg you to give me some money.'

'Any questions?'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'What's the big deal - scoring is what you're paid squillions to do?'

MLB Teams Capatalize on Longer Games Caused by Appeals.

'You want to run that by me again?'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

Jeff runs his proposal past the committee Chairwoman.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

The Goalkeeper

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Wilfried Zaha

Football Crazy.

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

Football Countdown.

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'