Tv Show Pitch Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm thinking celebrity pet's cookery nightmare make-over...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Football Crazy.

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

Ryan Giggs

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.