Tv Show Pitch Lover Gifts

'It's a new reality show call 'Detoxing with the Stars'...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

The Goalkeeper

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Wilfried Zaha

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Football Crazy.

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'Any questions?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

George Best

'You want to run that by me again?'

Ryan Giggs

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

Angel investors in the outfield.