'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'
Pitch Enthusiasts Gifts
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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."
"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."
"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"
Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.
The Goalkeeper
"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."
I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.
'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'
'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'
"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."
That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.
"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."
'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'
'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'
'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'
"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."
Football Crazy.
"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"
'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'
Wilfried Zaha
Jurgen Klopp Caricature
Confident Business Team - We Know We Can
'Any questions?'
"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."
'You want to run that by me again?'
George Best
Ryan Giggs
"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"
'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'
Angel investors in the outfield.
'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'
Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)
"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."
'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'
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