Pitching Fanatic Gifts

School of Pitching.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Alternative fielding positions

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

A Bloody Butcher

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Been waiting long?'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Fishing for Birds

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"