Major League Fanatic Gifts

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

'Sorry, Pennington. You don't have your stuff today. I'm pulling the plug.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Cricket Accidents.

Ball as water-melon.

Hockey Season.

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Mohamed Salah

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'