Little League Fanatic Gifts

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Sheltering in place.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

A boy with a football

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.

Sign Him.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Give us another minute, blue. The surgeon just reattached the tendon and he's closing up.'

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."