Pitching Enthusiast Gifts

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'On that last pitch, he felt something pop in his elbow. ...I'm a little concerned.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'If I rub my chin, it's a fastball. If I rub my cheek, it's a curve ball. If I rub my eyes, it's hay fever.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

350 Feet.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Perils of the double play.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Sheltering in place.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Canine conundrum.

Official Team Cap With Beard

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Extra innings.

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses