Pitching Enthusiast Pillows

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'On that last pitch, he felt something pop in his elbow. ...I'm a little concerned.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'

'If I rub my chin, it's a fastball. If I rub my cheek, it's a curve ball. If I rub my eyes, it's hay fever.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Sheltering in place.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'OK, now let's switch places.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."