Pitching Aficionado Pillows

'One's a fast ball, two's a fast ball, and three's the fastest ball.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Wrong leadership.

I love Basketball.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Baseball.

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Any questions?'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Baseball Cheating