Pitching Aficionado Gifts

'One's a fast ball, two's a fast ball, and three's the fastest ball.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Wrong leadership.

Canine conundrum.

I love Basketball.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

Baseball.

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Clinic. Let's see … Have there been any injuries, digestive disorders or malpractice suits today? Nope - No hits, no runs, no errors.

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'Any questions?'

Baseball Cheating