Fielding Aficionado Gifts

'I always dream about cricket, all night every night.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Alternative fielding positions

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Here we go again...'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'Talk about ridiculous... we can spot a mouse a mile away, and still can't read a darn newspaper!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

Baseball.

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Whatever works for you.

High Jump

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

Ref shows footballer green card.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Baseball Cheating

"Hey, Mister, can we have our hairball back?"

'Let go of the pole!'