Fielding Fanatic Gifts

Alternative fielding positions

'Go out and tell the shortstop he's playing too deep.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Here we go again...'

A Little Long Jumper.

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Punishment for the kicker.

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

High Jump

Tee for Two!

Helicopter

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'He has really taken to the training.'

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Ref shows footballer green card.

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

'Let go of the pole!'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'