Fielding Fanatic Pillows

Alternative fielding positions

'Go out and tell the shortstop he's playing too deep.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Here we go again...'

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

A Little Long Jumper.

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Punishment for the kicker.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

High Jump

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

Tee for Two!

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Ref shows footballer green card.

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Swords for Making America Great Again

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'Let go of the pole!'