Field Fanatic Gifts

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Do you have a gun permit?'

People playing football on a bridge

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Your grass looks great."

'Yo, coach! I think I found that promising young fielder with the hot bat who suddenly disappeared in the playoffs last fall!'

Javelin

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'This is the 100 metres. The pole vault's back there.'

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

Football on field mugging.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Football

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."