Pitch Enthusiasts Pillows

'Would you like to see my sales presentation from where you're sitting? Or would you feel more comfortable in a head lock?'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

The Goalkeeper

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Football Crazy.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

Wilfried Zaha

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'Any questions?'

'You want to run that by me again?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"